Hen party at home

Sometimes shit happens and all the planning goes wrong. The participants of a hen party do not agree on venues, budget themes and other stuff. The chief maid is getting ill or must leave immediately with serious reasons (illness of relatives or even funeral). The bride-to-be suddenly is left alone with bunch of ladies invited to the party which do not imagine that they are not going to any party. There are thousands of reasons in women's live what can be an obstacle to one of the most memorable days in entire life.

Do not give up! You may cry, shout and yell, be angry, but do not give up and make a blitz hen nigh just at home by yourself.

All you need to do is to buy some snacks and drinks, also some balloons and party decorations (can be found in any bigger supermarket). Also make sure you have some simple things, for example deck of cards, candles, matches, photo camera etc. If you have a computer with internet connection at home, you are saved. You can find lots of amusement online.

When participants come you just explain what happened and offer to help decorating your apartment with balloons and other party stuff. This procedure is very important, because doing something together relieves the tension which was caused by the fact that you are not going anywhere and chief maid is missing. Open the bottle of wine or whiskey, ask helping with the snacks. All ladies will be busy for an hour and you can know them better.

Crazy idea. Ask the ladies to surprise you by organizing impromptu hen party. Leave them in other room and give some time. They may discuss and organize a crazy party for you.

Once you have prepared everything for a party, you may discuss some venues which can be done at home. Here are some suggestions:

• Ghost party. Just wrap yourself to the white sheets, close all lights, light some candles and tell the horror stories. Or you can watch horror movie on TV or from your DVD collection (of download from torrent site)
• Poker night. Get the cards and some small things like matches or cut some piece of paper into small triangles and write some numbers on them, for example 10, 50 and 100. They will be your "chips". If you want something exciting, you can download any most popular online poker client and deposit some small amount of money. Then you can participate in some tournament and allow ladies watch and give advices. Of course you have drink a little first :)
• Porn night. Men always watch porn. Try to watch porn for you. Find some porn sites with naked men (not gay). This may be exciting for an hour, but if your participants are still virgins (joking). Of course you can play "truth or dare" game while watching male sex photos or videos.
• Photo session of a housewife life. Just try to get into the closet and get some clothes of the hostess. Grab a photo camera and make some sexy pictures of some participants in the kitchen, cleaning toilet, ironing, washing dishes etc. The ladies should wear just panties and some other clothes (not bra) and act like sexy and horny housewives. Later you will have fun selecting the best pictures. Use simple image editing program called Picasa and make some simple effects such as negative photo, Sepia effect which turns your photo to an old like picture. Then write to CDs and give to participants.
• Cooking party. You may also try to cook some masterpiece from what you can find in cupboard - pasta, flour, vegetables, sausage or any other products which are not used frequently. This experience will help in future life when husband will require some home made hot meal. Also cooking some delicious meals as cheap as you can is an art which women should practice from time to time.

Of course you should drink a little to make sure the party is cheerful enough. Otherwise it will not be a hen party.